Amuna ndi akazi osadziwika akumanga msasa kuthengo, momwe angasankhire hema wotsogola kwambiri?

Kumanga msasa kuthengo n’zimene achinyamata ambiri amakonda kuchita panopa. Kaya ndi mwamuna wosakwatiwa kapena mkazi kapena mnzawo wachinyamata wokwatiwa, onse amakonda kupita kutchire kutchire ndi achibale awo, abwenzi kapena abale awo Loweruka ndi Lamlungu kapena masiku atchuthi. Mukamanga msasa kuthengo, kumanga kahema kakang'ono ndikudya nyama zophikidwa kunyumba, osatchulapo momwe zimakhalira bwino. Komabe, achichepere ambiri amakumananso ndi zovuta zina posankha chihema. Kodi kusankha? Tiyeni tione bwinobwino.

Achinyamata amawakonda kwambiri

Achinyamata nthawi zonse amakonda kusewera, makamaka mumzinda wa simenti, ndizovuta kwambiri kugwira ntchito mwakhama tsiku lililonse. Loweruka ndi Lamlungu kapena tchuthi, zimakhala zosangalatsa kwambiri kupita kutchire kukapuma. Mukamanga msasa, mahema amakhala ofunikira mwachilengedwe. Pali mitundu yambiri ndi makulidwe a mahema, koma pakali pano otchuka kwambiri pakati pa achinyamata ndi jerk. Ndiye jerk ndi chiyani?

Kunena zoona, amuna ndi akazi amakhala m’hema. Mahema oterowo amakhalanso ndi makulidwe osiyanasiyana, nthawi zambiri mahema akuluakulu. Amuna ndi akazi amatha kusewera makhadi, kucheza, ndi kusewera masewera mumsasa waukulu womwewo. Nthawi zambiri, ALICE amakonda kukhala wopusa. Pali zifukwa zazikulu zitatu zomwe achinyamata amakonda kukhala opusa:

Chimodzi n’chakuti atsikana nthaŵi zambiri amakhala opanda mphamvu ndipo amakhala ofooka. Ngati anyamula hema yekha, zimakhala zovuta kwambiri. Kumanga msasa koteroko ndi mlandu chabe.

Chachiwiri n’chakuti kumanga msasa kuthengo kwenikweni ndi kwa amuna ndi akazi. Kutchire kuli mitundu yambiri ya udzudzu. Ndi kugwedezeka, kumanga msasa kudzakhala kosavuta ndikupewa vuto la kulumidwa ndi udzudzu.

Chachitatu ndikumanga mwana wamba kuti apange malo ochitira anthu ambiri. Kaya ndi banja la anthu atatu, kapena zibwenzi zabwino zochepa, amatha kuchita zochitika pamalo opezeka anthu ambiri. Ichi ndi chifukwa chakenso achinyamata ambiri amakonda zidole. chifukwa.

Momwe mungasankhire chododometsa
Kusankha jerk si nkhani yosavuta, ndipo pali zinthu zambiri zofunika kuziganizira. Mwachitsanzo, ngati banja la anthu atatu lipita kukamanga msasa, ndiye kuti **** imayenera kukhala ndi anthu atatu; mwachitsanzo, kutha kugwa mvula kuthengo, ndiye ngati msasawo uli kutali ndi kwawo, ndiye kuti **** iyenera kukhala yosalowa madzi. Pomaliza, kusankha git kuyenera kuyambira pazinthu izi:

Choyamba, sankhani **** kuti muwone kukula kwake. Nthawi zambiri, ndi bwino kusankha akaunti ya anthu 3-4, yomwe ndi yayikulu komanso yabwino. Ngati derali ndi laling'ono kwambiri, anthu amakhumudwa komanso osamasuka mkati mwake.

Chachiwiri, sankhani git kuti muwone mawonekedwe. Popeza ndi msasa, tcherani khutu ku ntchito yake yopanda madzi posankha hema. Ndikwabwino kusankha dick yokhala ndi mphamvu yosalowa madzi yopitilira 1500mm, ndipo zotsatira zake zosalowa madzi ndizabwino. Zachidziwikire, palinso akatswiri osalowa madzi, mpaka 3000mm kapena kupitilira apo, omwe amatha kupirira mvula yamkuntho kapena mvula yambiri popanda kutayikira kwamadzi.

Pomaliza, kulemera kwa goddamn ndiyenso chinsinsi cha kusankha. Muyenera kudziwa kuti pomanga msasa wakunja, anthu amafunika kunyamula zida izi pamsana, ndipo zimakhala zovuta ngati zikulemera kwambiri. Ndi bwino kusankha bastard ndi kulemera mkati 3.5KG. Ngakhale ndi okwera mtengo, ndi bwino kusankha.

Gwiritsani ntchito git pomwe chidwi
Pali zina zomwe muyenera kuziganizira pomanga dick, zomwe zingakupatseni mtendere wamumtima. Mwachitsanzo, chihema chiyenera kukhazikitsidwa pamalo athyathyathya komanso apamwamba kwambiri; motowo usakhale kutali ndi chihema; chihemacho chilimbitsidwe kuti chisatengeke ndi mphepo yamphamvu.

Chabwino, ndiye apa, kodi mumamvetsetsa za bastard? Kwa abwenzi achichepere ndi oseŵera, n’chinthu chofala kukamanga msasa kuthengo. Ngati mukonzekera chihema chokwera chotero, ndi chisankho chabwino kuti aliyense azisewera kapena kupumulamo. Palinso nyumba kuthengo. Inde, matayala amabweranso kukula kwake ndi zipangizo, choncho samalani mukamagula.